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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
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"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."
"I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later."
"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it..."
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"Why do lesbians shop at Sport's Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
"Forget a joke you read on /r/jokes? Don't worry, it'll be posted again next week."
"YOGI: Close your eyes and breathe. ME: [angrily rolling up my mat] I was under the impression this was a picnic and you were a talking bear"
"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."