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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."
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"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""
"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"
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"What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA."