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Joke of the Day
"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."
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"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""
"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"
"In Tesla Motors you... Don't drive car, car drives you."
"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you do insult them you're already a mile away and you have their shoes."