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Joke of the Day

"If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running."

"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"

"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"

"Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!"

"Nothing like wearing a pair of crocs to say ""I have no aspirations of getting laid tonight!"""

"All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots."

"It must have been very risky for pirates to slightly burn all the edges of their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."