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Joke of the Day

"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."

"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."

"pool party at my house, bring ur own pool"

"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"

"""No no no!"" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ""I cannot see you today!"" ""That's fine"" said the salesman ""I'm selling spectacles."""

"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."

"Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships"

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"

"MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates dinner, DO NOT whistle ""If I Only Had a Brain"" from the Wizard of Oz."

"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."