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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"
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"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"
"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"
"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"
"Maybe we laugh when others get hurt because it helps us cope with mortality but probably we're just dicks."
"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."
"I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up"
"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"
"NY Friend: ""You're in LA, you don't have to shovel anything!"" Me: ""Yeah? These heaps of broken dreams wont get off the sidewalk themselves."""
"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."