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Joke of the Day
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
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"What is happiess... Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"
"what's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in."
"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"
"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? Nevermind, you won't get it."
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""