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Joke of the Day

"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."

"An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""

"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."

"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."

"I only date black chicks cause I hate meeting fathers.."

"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""