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Joke of the Day

"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."

"I have a short joke for the ladies, on Thanksgiving My penis"

"What's an arborists favorite side dish? Can o' peas."

"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises... ...they're really blurry."

"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X-post from /r/Jokes)"