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Joke of the Day
"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."
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"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"
"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""
"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"
"Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because Bill threw a mattress at him."
"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""