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Joke of the Day

"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"

"Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?"

"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""

"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."

"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"

"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."

"What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to."