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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."

"What's the worst part of being bipolar? The fact you love it."

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints."

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."