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Joke of the Day
"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."
"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"
"My son: ""Dad what's a douche bag?"" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?...."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: ""Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""What, Larry?"""
"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""
"That joke was so funny... it should be posted in r/funny"
"What's the opposite of marshmellow? Well, I guess it would be marshmadness"
"The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."