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Joke of the Day

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."

"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."

"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."

"Barber: What would you like today? Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"

"The Snooze Button: because your first act of the day should be procrastination."