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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."
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"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."
"I was going to make a dubai joke But all the good ones are overused, emirate?"
"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."
"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."
"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."
"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."
"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"
"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"