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"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"
"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."
"What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph."
"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"
"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WERENT THERE!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE!!!"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"