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Joke of the Day
"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."
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"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"
"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."
"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."
"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"
"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."
"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."
"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."
"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""
"[shines flashlight under chin] In my day, kids ate gluten and rode bikes without helmets and OPEN LETTERS DIDN'T EXIST [children scream]"