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Joke of the Day

"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."

"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."

"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."

"How did jesus get so fit? He did lots of cross fit"

"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"

"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"

"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"

"People who have quit Reddit, how is life like now?"