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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"

"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOze."

"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."

"I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2012 & a beautiful beginning into 2013."

"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."