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Joke of the Day
"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."
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"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"
"What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !"
"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."
"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"
"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."
"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."