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Joke of the Day

"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"

"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."

"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"

"What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned."

"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."

"I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe."

"Jesus can walk over water. I can walk over a cucumber. A cucumber exists of 90% water. This means I'm 90% Jesus."

"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"

"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."

"You know why I hate Cancer? I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*"