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Joke of the Day

"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."

"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."

"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff... He's been really flaky lately."

"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."

"Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons. Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples..."

"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""

"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"

"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"

"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."