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Joke of the Day
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."
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"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
"Three Paddys"
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"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"
"You had me at cello."
"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"I will be celebrating Columbus Day by setting sail for India, landing in Spain, and telling everyone who lives there to move out."