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Joke of the Day

"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""

"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."

"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."

"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."