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Joke of the Day

"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."

"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."

"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"

"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure."

"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."