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Joke of the Day
"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."
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"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"
"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
"Before and After marriage! What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce."
"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "
"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."