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Joke of the Day
"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."
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"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"
"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""
"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"
"Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? They're too bitter."
"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."
"What's green and not heavy? Light green"
"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."