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Joke of the Day
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
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"Lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch"
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"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."
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"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."
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"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"