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Joke of the Day
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
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"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."
"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"
"me: What? A lot of people launch shopping carts across parking lots wife: Yeah but they take the kid out first! son *screaming*"
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."
"Just got my free yearly car wash Thanks California!"
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""