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Joke of the Day
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
Next Joke
"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"That awkward moment: You're watching a movie with your Dad when a sex scene comes on. And then your dad starts stroking your balls. Am I right??"
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"
"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."
"Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon? I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around."
"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""
"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"