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Joke of the Day

"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."

"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"One time a friend said that he ""ain't never had no nothing"". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse"

"What do you tell a person who is about to jump off a bridge and commit suicide ""Don't do it! You have so much potential"""

"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""

"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."