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Joke of the Day
"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"
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"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."
"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"
"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"""Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That's EXACTLY what the govt wants"" Bride: I shouldn't have let you write your own vows"
"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"Forgive me Twitter, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last tweet. Because, you know... weed and Sudoku."
"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"