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Joke of the Day

"""Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That's EXACTLY what the govt wants"" Bride: I shouldn't have let you write your own vows"

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."

"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."

"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."

"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."

"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"

"Remember that time when you didn't call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really."