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Joke of the Day

"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."

"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."

"Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet."

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway"

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"My toddler just asked me ""mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"""

"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!"

"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"