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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"

"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"

"What did one dog say to the other? How the fuck should I know, I don't speak dog."

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"