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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""

"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a groan-up."

"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."

"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."

"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"

"Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%"