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Joke of the Day

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"

"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."

"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."

"Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney."

"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."

"There's nothing more deceitful than the word ""booby trap""."

"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""