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Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."
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"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""
"Excuse my french... ...but I surrender."
"What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote"
"There's a name for people without beards Women"
"Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon? Cross traffic doesn't stop."
"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."
"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"
"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."