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Joke of the Day

"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""

"What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on."

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my chest."

"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"

"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."

"I hate hipsters Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters"

"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."