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Joke of the Day
"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"
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"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."
"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."
"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."
"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."
"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"
"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"
"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."