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Joke of the Day
"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"
Next Joke
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"
"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."
"what do you call the skin around a vagina a woman"
"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"My mother-in-law said that we should stay an extra day if it's too snowy to drive. SOMEONE LEND ME A SALT TRUCK."
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."
"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""