92056

Joke of the Day

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"

"I'm going on a seafood diet for the holidays... that is, I see food and I eat it."

"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."

"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"

"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."

"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"

"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."

"Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: ""Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"""