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Joke of the Day

"Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: ""Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"""

"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"

"Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad? Because it's soda pressing."

"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"

"The UN general assembly."

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."

"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."

"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."

"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"