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Joke of the Day

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."

"Why shouldn't you make abortion jokes? It's always too soon."

"Yay summer! *gets drunk outside* Yay winter! *gets drunk inside*"

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"

"Next time at a public swimming pool just stop, look around & ask yourself: ""Is there anyone here that I would want to take a bath with?"""