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Joke of the Day

"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"

"Self-Love Joke When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out why a monkey was staring at me with its hand between its legs. Then it came to me."

"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"

"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."

"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."

"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"

"Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn't believe in labels."

"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."

"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."

"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."