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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
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"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."
"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."
"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"
"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"