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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"
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"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."
"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"
"I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry."
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""