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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Warm and a joy to wake up to in the morning : )"
Next Joke
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"What's big, grey and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise. :)"
"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."
"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
"[on a plane] Stewardess: ""Would you like a mint? It'll help your ears during takeoff"" Me: ""Sure, can I have two?"" *puts one in each ear*"
"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"