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Joke of the Day
"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"
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"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."
"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("
"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"
"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."
"why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride"
"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."
"N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready."
"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""