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Joke of the Day

"What's Santa's favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun"

"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"

"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."

"I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes."

"I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?"

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"

"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""