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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
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"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"
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"You guys! I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time."
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"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"