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Joke of the Day

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"

"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"

"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"

"A lot of you are calling me ""mom"" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"Some people can't stand being in a wheelchair"

"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"

"I just bought a Christmas tree and my buddy asked, ""Are you going to put that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""

"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."