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Joke of the Day
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
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"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"
"Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area."
"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."
"What a time to be alive! Right now."
"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"
"Elderly woman ahead of me at Subway is paying for her lunch with nickels and now I don't even give a shit about health care reform."
"Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone"