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Joke of the Day

"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."

"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"

"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."

"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"

"Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes."

"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"

"A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office."

"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""

"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"

"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."