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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
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"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."
"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""
"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he's very well off and he can afford the finest ingredients."
"ONLY text me in an emergency. Like my car's shooting flames from the trunk, one of my exes dies eventfully, or if someone thinks I'm sexy."
"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."